I apologize for my absence this week. My penis was bleeding pretty profusely.

This movie really spoke to me because my girlfriend is a rock

That was Cat, not Lola

You are being a naughty little girl, aren't you? I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson. Then I'm gonna press my erection up against your tight abdomen while we kiss. And then I'm gonna tug up your panties and put my engorged male sex inside of you but not before I let my fingers turn you inside out….with pleasure

As a doctor myself, it's important for me to worry about these things!

Median pharma rep salary is $62K: http://www1.salary.com/Sale…

I hope not…I hope he's just lowering the episode order to maximize the quality and not overstretch his creativity. It's Always Sunny lowered their annual output from 13 to 10 episodes a few years back and the difference shows.

I interpreted it as one of the pseudo-reality moments where you don't know if he actually said it or if the show just reflected what he was thinking, kinda like a much more subtle version of when he opened the window and screamed during therapy with Janet last season.

Got a few moments tonight to add to the "I'm sorry" supercut: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

He jizzed right in the kid's face!

The scene with Marina talking about the surrogate as if she was just an object there was amazing, including how she was deciding for her that they were doing all natural without any anesthesia. Oh, and of course she's an anti-vaxxer.

"She's better than you" had me dying

Most stories about celebrities being dicks begin with fans being obnoxious at them.

Paul F. Tompkins has a bit about how he was part of the initial table read for Magnolia where Tom Cruise introduced himself with a "Hey, I'm Tom!", prompting a "ummm hello, most famous person in the world!" reply from PFT.

You gotta be shitting me with this Scott Pilgrim nonsense!

Girls got vaginers! Babies come out the vaginers, and sometimes they retah-ded!

Louie's new comedy special has been available for download for a while now and is absolutely fantastic - he has an extended bit about he talks dirty to his toilet and now I think about it every time I take a dump -
"Fuck you toilet, you dirty little whore, I'm gonna take a shit right in your mouth"

I'm hoping that he apologizes to people. A lot.

This was a great season finale, although I feel like Gilligan pulled some trickery including Michael Mando in the main cast for this season - I was definitely expecting a Nacho-heavy showdown because we've only seen him in a few episodes; he's been great, but all in all he played probably about as large a role in this…

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