True, but star athletes such as Jameis Winston get it conveniently swept under the rug more than others

Maybe they don't need to pay each individual player, but at least let them accept money for autographs or advertising deals. And if a recruiter wants to give them money or gifts or meals, that's fine! That's their own transaction. Additionally, star athletes should get a cut of all merchandise that has their name on…

"You gave breast implants to an 11-month-old baby!"

I'm gonna say something profound that I totally came up with on my own, but oftentimes in this show (especially in episodes like this), it almost feels like New York City is another character in itself!

"This lady has given us a very impressive performance, let's see if she can keep it up against the gentlemen today"

WRONG FORUM BUDDY YOU JUST PISSED OFF EVERYONE HERE

Except mean Abbi is one of my favorite things ever. Her threatening David Wain with "DROP THE COAT, MOTHERFUCKER" and telling him she was his worst nightmare was amazing

Has the show ever depicted Ilana before as being openly bisexual? Of course she's had her tendencies toward Abbi, but I like how nonchalantly they just had Ilana go hook up with a woman like it was no big deal.

Should Linklater create a different reality in which a large proportion of septic workers in Texas are not Latino? And who knows what Mom's reaction is in that moment, even if she is not over the moon with excitement? She could still be processing the information. That was one of my favorite scenes in the movie.

Agreed, but can someone get that kid a fucking haircut?

Coach's lack of smoothness was also good for laughs: Do you think a good subject line is "The inside of you"?

Nick's blank stare and rye smile while squeezing the mayo was priceless.

Hey am I stirring right now, or is my arm still, and the world stirring?

I loved so much when Elijah said that you should be skeptical of people who help other people and everyone just agreed emphatically - perfect encapsulation of all the characters right there.

I believe it was actually "budussy" - butt, dick, and pussy

She really Britta'd up that fetus, huh?

Only on one episode of Children's Hospital

It would be racist if I said that John Cho should go back too

Yes - a lot of comedians don't bother putting out albums because they don't make much money and they don't burn their material

It must be hard to cook when you anthropomorphize your vegetables