I too was imagining that the straw was my penis and that Chunky Liz was repeatedly putting her mouth on it

Rape is such an ugly word…can't we use "pudding pop" instead?

I just re-watched the entire second season last weekend. Good lord is that show wonderful.

ELLLLLL-AY!!! DELLLLL-AY!!!

How is this Bob's Burgers strongest season yet when they ranked it number 3 of the year in 2012??

I know a lot people probably hate these jokes, but I always crack-up with the over-the-top slapstick bits: "Well, he's not in the neon sign store…"

I really enjoyed this episode. Sure, it was cheesy, but at least it had a coherent plotline and made good use of the vast character base of Springfield (the end credits had zero "special guests" - can't remember the last time that happened), and was pretty funny throughout. And I would total see a holocaust drama…

Looks like Bill Cosby likes pudding…

"I'm like a boy hooker"

I will name the baby "Baby" because it is funny

Teddy's fascination with pilsners has got to be my favorite running gag on the show. It's the perfect douchey interest. Pilsners are for "beer aficionados" who really prefer that their drinks tastes as close to water as possible. Personally, I haven't tried a single pilsner that doesn't taste like there's a scoop of…

Wish they had given Alison Becker a little more to do in that role, Alison Becker should get more work.

In my mind, Dean Vernon Wormer is the protagonist of the tragic film Animal House.

I hope Tran gets his own spin-off show where he just observes the chaos in the world around him

Gettin' some Bill Withers on the New Girl soundtrack, love it!

That whole parking lot with the half run over walkers lying around reminded me of playing games with the couch pillows growing up - don't touch the floor, it's lava! Except here you get nastyass biting things

I don't know why the show insists on showing academics as poor people - if a dude was a professor at Cal Tech for 35+ years he had to have been tenured and was easily bringing in north of 6 figures

"Better Talk Saul"??

Most adorable thing she's ever done is when she thought she had a hilarious bit at the MTV Movie Awards and then Will Ferrell called her out and she got super embarrassed.

Casey Wilson was perfect as she slowly put the cheese down on the tiny table with her eyes darting back and forth, almost like "what's going on here, this is a TV show, something bad is supposed to be happening right now"