(extremely Felix from Chapo Trap House imitating Michael Rapaport voice) "Your style is chump!"

I'm glad that Lin-Manuel Miranda got nominated for "My Name's Moana and I'm Here to Say".

I went to the Madison march and the crowd was comparable in size to the Scott Walker protests back in 2011 (75-100k!). You could barely move.

"Funky President (People It's Bad)" by James Brown

Best kid.

I didn't even finish the fourth.

His guitar was originally Syl Sylvain's, I'm not sure if he actually stole it.

Mike Love is history's greatest monster.

Offering John Kasich as an alternative is the dumbest thing ever.

Not as good as the Mike Love "WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" video.

I could bring up a lot of suppressed memories from holiday visits with my dad's side of the family right here…

"How then am I so different from the first men through this way?/Like them I left a settled life, I threw it all away/To seek a Northwest Passage at the call of many men/To find there but the road back home again"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PHOENIX

Dumb fuck loves Trump, film at 11.

Tattoos that were ubiquitous in the 90s are already hilarious.

"Care of Cell 44" by The Zombies

Harsh realm.

Just in time for all of them to join the Trump administration.

Best cheap beers: Schlitz, Grain Belt

It was just Miller High Life in a different can.