Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - virtually every song recorded by the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

The line about "the bong rattling bass of Mel Schacher" pops into my head whenever I think about Grand Funk, which is constantly.

It's just like the IPod, only with more barn.

He looked kind of like Art Donovan with a wig.

It's pretty obvious that this guy doesn't have a clue about R.E.M.

High School: Gandhi, Roman Polanski's Macbeth, The Outsiders, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and a French dubbed version of Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

I prefer Conan's "Wes Anderson's Star Wars".

Picks for my current and former states.

That's nice and all, but I still want my dollar back.

I saw this movie in a dollar theater and I still felt like I got ripped off.

I'm almost 100% sure that my older brother had an Emergency +4 lunchbox.

Actually, I assumed it would be two fake Axls screeching insults at each other while a fake Slash and a fake Duff awkwardly stare at a fake Tommy Stinson and a fake Buckethead.

Dueling Guns N' Roses tribute bands…I am so there.

This war ultimately ended up giving the UP to Michigan and saved Wisconsin from having Yoopers.

"I write all of the songs… All of the songs. I sneeze and hits come out."

"I was a male model, an efficiency expert, a striker, and a strike breaker! Yeah! I rode the railroads, I sang the blues…"

They peaked with The Terrys.

NORMAN SCHWARTZKOPF SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU WANT TO GO HOME

Neil Young's "Welfare Mothers" should have been on the list somewhere.

Does anybody remember laughter?