This idea is so crazy, it just might work…
Like sticking your dick in the vacuum!

…that every Obama article will have the useless statement "Musician Puff Daddy agreed with President Obama's decision" because Diddy will throw a press conference every time so the people can hear his thoughts on the issue.

An exciting day to be a hack newspaper editor…
They'll somehow use "Rehab" in the headlines for this story yet again, even if it isn't accurate. I'm expecting at least one "Should have gone to 'Rehab.""