Fuck yeah, let's do Six Feet Under.

Odell or the Earp Bros.
That's a tough one. On the one hand, the Earp's get a Pinkerton shot. On the other, Odell brings out one of Hearst's best musings on his philosophy of gold.

Great Write-Up
I agree with you wholeheartedly, Todd. I finished the series for the first time a few weeks ago, bracing myself in advance that I would be outraged at its cancellation. But when the credits rolled on that final episode, I felt relieved and without any sense of betrayal or like I'd been fucked over. If…

Wah.
Tom Delay won't give me my frisbee back.

Redo.

Ya blew it.

On Klosterman
This review is somewhere between quaint and twee. Funy and not funny. Either way, I think I like it?

To state the obvious, I have no sense of humor.

Unneeded? Aren't I just helping to counter out all the Linklater masturbation that's going on? Plus, at least I was sincere. I'd never seen it before. Were it a more positive, less bile-filled post would you still have tried to insult me?

Editor for hire
Let me edit this piece! Typos galore! I'll work for 8.25 an hour!

That Pap Smear Scene
was one of the most tedious, dull things I've ever watched. God damn. I'm glad I've never sought this out.

That is hilarious. Thanks for that.

In reference to the Batman Credit Card…

That is, unless singing like an American Idol reject was customary and representative of the traditional singing style of the 1870s.

Amateur Night
The cloyingly contemporary singing of the one woman at the amateur night bugged the shit out of me.

Hasn't Johnny been a minor character all along? Save maybe the first handful of first season episodes, he's always been a minor character.

Batman & Robin makes a hell of a drinking game and is, perhaps, (as Tom Waits for Snowman mentioned) my favorite unintentional comedy ever.

Cool pahty!

This has been said.
"King's Crossing" has long been my favorite song off of "A Basement on the Hill." The "give me one good reason not to do it" line is made even more chilling by the echo, "so do it."

Detective Batman
The best part about this game is that it does not forget that Batman—at heart—is a detective. The Riddler challenges help you realize this more than anything. Detective mode, on the other hand, tends to mimic that lame vision that occurs at the end of The Dark Knight. Either way, it's pretty cool.