You are correct.

Re:
Clearly the rolling part, I suppose.

Sutherland Brain
What part of stop, drop, and roll does that idiot not understand?

I feel the need to agree with Pilgrim agreeing with you. Please don't eat my soul Derrida.

Auditing…
What the fuck is an OT-7?

Pepsi & the Midwest
For some bizarre reason that I cannot ascertain, people in the Midwest are crazy about Pepsi.

I've had this album since it leaked some time in early January and it's refusing to grow on me. It's just not as good as "Armchair" or "Eggs." And that sucks, because Noble Beast is just lazy. Murray acknowledges that 1/3 of the album is formulaic (for Bird, anyway), but I'd have to say that 4/5 of it is.

The Reader? Don't you mean, "Boo-hoo, I Bonked An Illiterate Nazi"?

I recall this one time I was being flippant with some large man at a bar. He kicked my ass, but I got the last word.

In The Motherhood
In The Motherhood…

Surely
Wit and communication skills > physical strength.

Cruising for a bruising.
Say it ain't so.

Colonel, shouldn't you be here telling us that we've been playing that game for too long and that we ought to go outside?

Deus Ex Macaroni - Book one of Maus came out the same year as Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns. Getcha facts straight.

Dark Knight Returns is Frank Miller advocating the creation of paramilitary organizations to overthrow systems of government. It's the greatest piece of propaganda ever.

Okay
That's certainly more interesting than the performance itself.

HipstererThanThou - The new Andrew Bird is awful. It's one of the most uninspired albums I've had the displeasure of listening to.

Young Liars
Is anyone as in awe at Young Liars as I am?

The new SITE
I like it. Too much white area, though.