If Deryck Whibley and Avril Lavigne couldn't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

My phone number has the sequence 666 and my street address has a 13!

Stargate Universe. What happens while they're in stasis? IS EVERYTHING GOING TO BE OKAY???

I was in Kalamazoo for the big medieval conference over the weekend, and met up with a bunch of friends from school who I haven't seen in 5 years (or in some cases even longer). I was terrified about giving my paper - like, I was up all night with the nervous shits beforehand kind of terrified. The paper was kind of…

I accidentally listened to Rush Limbaugh for several seconds on the radio the other day. At first it was just an amusing "crazy person saying crazy things", and then he referred to himself in the third person, and I was like "oh…"

Drake - One Dance
Billy Talent - Afraid of Heights
Huey Lewis - Heart and Soul
Wintersleep - America
Tragically Hip - Three Pistols
Mary J. Blige - Family Affair

No, although I've been told I have to watch that next. Maybe someday…

My second grade teacher was a closeted gay man teaching in a Catholic school, and I didn't learn until many years later that lots of parents hated him/were afraid of him/wanted him fired because of that. I hate people so much. That guy was the best.

Stargate. I saw the movie when it came out and I was vaguely aware there were some TV shows based on it. But my head was already full of Star Trek and Star Wars knowledge, could I make room for several hundred episodes of another Star-titled show?

Game of Thrones would be better without the dragons. I understand, Mother of Dragons and all that, but even Daenerys' story would be better without the dragons, somehow.

I don't care about Mad Men either. People in the 60s were terrible, yes, ok, very good.

Wow, Kemper Arena, home of the Kansas City Scouts!

Debra Winger is also in The Ranch, a Netflix show with Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, and Sam Elliott, which is kind of funny, especially if you like hearing Sam Elliott swear.

That interview is the source of the greatest combination of words ever spoken by a human being, "a black, a Chinese, and a pregnant".

The Originals is the worst. Just the worst.

"Marches and protests", er…well they are the French kind, which involves a lot of rioting. I suppose there are riots elsewhere in France too, but I only know people in Paris and Nantes so that's all I see on Facebook.

Samantha Morton: trying and failing to do an American (or Canadian?) accent as Ruby on Max and Ruby.

I know all the countries in Africa. I even know them all upside down, just in case I ever got to be on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego.

In a country with a city called Dee-troy-it, there are no rules.

One of the typical shapes of a McNugget looks like Chad.