Don't praise the machine.

Even more than this, I need David Letterman on my TV, complaining about Trump every night.

"Explain how!"

She's Scott Pilgrim's ex-girlfriend!

This is their design.

It was adhering strictly to the Aristotelian definition of drama.

I'm going to see it this weekend but I don't really have a side. Iron Man is a dick of course, but the whole idea of Captain America is way too reverential for the WWII generation, who are now your racist grandparents after all.

We had a surprisingly enormous amount of strawberries last year! The big problem was keeping the squirrels and chipmunks away from them.

We have started setting up our garden in the long-term backyard improvement project. Currently we have planted carrots, strawberries, raspberries, and potatoes, and there are chives and leeks growing from last year.

I write exclusively on the computer. I don't know if I'm even capable of writing longhand anymore.

Trump has been a punchline for as long as I have been conscious. I used to watch reruns of Letterman with my dad when I was kid, they were on in the afternoon the next day on a channel in Toronto (I forget which one, CFMT, or maybe it was CKVR in Barrie). Letterman made fun of him constantly. I still don't really know…

We started watching Last Man on Earth, which is hilarious.

You could try being a 25-year old powerlifter.

Moxy Fruvous - My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors
Fratellis - Whistle for the Choir
Neil Young - Cortez the Killer
Billy Idol - White Wedding
Spice Girls - 2 Become 1

I like it. Some people are obviously cheating and it's annoying when it happens (oh, you know all 6 of these questions? DO YOU? DO YOU REALLY??). I can see how it's tempting since it's just an honour system and there's nothing really stopping you, but most people follow the rules. I know a lot of people from the Quiz…

Teachers deserve better, they are awesome, and all that…but yeah, all the people I went to school with who went on to become teachers are actually the worst.

To shreds, you say…

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!

I hate London too! This is where I grew up and now that I moved back here it feels I failed at life.

I've never been to a Marlies game but me and my dad went to a lot of games when they were the Newmarket Saints, long long ago.