Personally, I liked the transtenianism.

*slow clap*

TurboGrafx16 or GTFO

Ah, well, not if they're made right they're not.

You make it look so easy.

Cappuccino potato chips, unfortunately.

I'll watch it when it comes to Netflix. And a laugh will be had, I'll wager!

I'M AN ADULT!

Beans?

*rimshot*

I'm more of a 2 dicks 1 box kinda guy, myself

What the what? When my shoes smell like artificial bacon I know it's time for a new pair.

"Do you have anything without ham?"

So does your mom. Also, I need to get my prescription refilled.

No, no, they use nutmeg. Unless you have to have some fancy custom job.

*stops playing fiddle, eats cappuccino chip, projectile vomits*

Sound like they'd go great with a tall glass of salmonade.

*crowd erupts in laughter, single audience member yells "O, snap!"*

Sugar? Dafuq kind of cappuccinos are you drinking?

You do this:
< b r >
without the spaces.