@Anywhere: one of the best combinations of user name and post content I've seen.

@Hipster, that describes my favorite Steven Seagal role ever.

No, that smells different!

@Monkeylint: No doubt they already have a real name, nevertheless my vote is for "ventricles".

S-S-S-S-Scooby?

I set one down on my Zubas and now I can't find it!

I figured it out after a Blockbuster or some such place's commercial. They had these radio commercials that had terrible voice actors kind of condense movie plots. Their commercial for the Sixth Sense made the twist so glaringly obvious that after I rented the movie I emailed them and told them what a bunch of…

Back when I was reading King, Straub was always the guy that wrote the books I read while I was waiting for the next King book if I just had to get a horror novel fix.

I'm guessing because the focus isn't on a famous white woman's sudden death. Call me crazy!

Hopefully that will be the b-side.

Hmm. Philadelphia Freedom by Elton John. I Googled it because I'm unfamiliar with the name. It will now be stuck in my head for a month. Other than that, I'm pretty ambivalent.

Personally, I think that a strap on is the only article discussed so far that should have The Situation emblazoned upon it.

So, z-man, are we talking M Boom Pow, Boom B Pow, Boo Bo Pow, or some other combination I'm too lazy to come up with?

If we're going to be pedantic, they're also in Japanese. The argument for non-standard haiku (in other languages) is usually that you can say a lot more in seventeen syllables in Japanese than in most western languages.

Trurl, I was thinking the exact same thing. I've got a couple of kinks I need to work out, though. You mind taking a look at my blueprints?

The response I always heard was, "I used to, but now I use lube."

Beeeleeee! Ican'tbelieveyoulostallthemonneeeee!

Look, I enjoy a good Tap reference as much as the next guy, but you're kind of reaching here.

Never mind symphonic metal, what do you think of this crap?

I dunno, I bet they make the spider scene pretty awesome and then you've got the battle of five armies. Gotta be some ownage there. Not to mention the trolls. I'd expect it to be more Fellowship than Return of the King, but that's fine by me.