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re: satyr pants; I'm with barf man on this.

First thing I though of when I saw the title. I like the "Assassin of Ninja" train of thought. To counter the whole redundancy issue, the fact that he is, himself, a ninja is really secondary. I mean, if you're out there assassinating ninja you could be a retired census worker and you'd still kick all kinds of ass.

So, martial arts fans will hate this and drone on endlessly about how real ninja behave? I'm…confused.

I was compelling enough to finally make me get an SMS. II was (at the time) pure nerd-cocaine. I liked the concept but III ultimately lost me. I'm almost certain that I played IV, but it clearly didn't make an impression.

"broner"?

Me and the boys from Mephlumblca would like to have a word with you outside…

I'm gonna have to go with Fresh Jive on this one. The motion has been raised and seconded, all in favor?

I found it like YOUR MOM!

That makes sense. I've seen this movie more times than I care to think of thanks to my 5 year old girl and while it's cute I don't see it garnering any statues.

Well observed, although it has more of the ring of a prequel to me, ifyaknowwaddimean.

Secondary characters in the next Saw sequel?

That show was a staple of mine back in junior hi-uh, preschool. I think my favorite moment was when he explained to an elderly lady that NWA stood for "Negros With Authority".

Towelie, your gift for cutting to the heart of this matter is not unappreciated.

Wait. Stop. AC/DC thinks that their albums need to be listened to as entities? Have they ever listened to any of their albums? I mean, I can understand Pink Floyd or someone like that, but AC/Fucking/DC? Nothing anyone can say will ever convince me that, to pick a famous song and a random song from an album,

KW: And the winner for best picture is-
KW: Yo, Kanye, I respect your decision and imma let you finish-
KW: Yo, hold on man, this don't make no sense.

Look here, man. Stevie-Steve gots ta' get paid, yo. Numsayin? When homeboy on, homeboy ON.

Ron Paul

thoreauly77, what so you suggest for a light lunch?

I read it online a few years back, I agree with Enkidum and this review. Thor, don't you know? Everyone dies at the end.

I've been giggling at "That's So Tsunami" for the last five minutes. Guess the meds are kicking in.