We talkin' SyFy or Lynch? C'mon, I need some context here.

Ed, I refuse to acknowledge any belief system in which that does not count as weather.

I would so watch Stephen King do the weather.

They're going to go the MTV route, I just know it. I'm starting a pool. My money says by 2015 it's nothing but boring reality shows and not one damn weather report to be found.

OTP, I think you want the nature channel. Either way, let me know what you find out; I've got a fiver riding on this.

If this works, it could be a perfect storm of ratings. Hey, that gives me an idea for a movie they should show: Twister!

OF CO-oh, sorry, you already got that one.

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No, Joan Crawford want for go to not when you someone eat it.

I can just see Flav's intro in the series premier.

I move my head like ZMF at a Slayer concert.

Are you sure they didn't? Listen to the song again.

We've got McDonald's in at least one hospital in Minneapolis. I always feel a little odd there.

HOW DO I UNHEAR IT? IT WILL NOT STOP IN MY HEAD!

If you listen to Gene alone, you're off by an order of magnitude.

No love for Motorhead. Hetfield at least had the balls to call them on it when Metallica was inducted. Although I'm sure Lemmy could give a shit.

Aw, man, what'd you have to say that for?

I need to lose some weight, so I just give mine a light coating of WD-40. Am I still a man?

More like Special GAY, amirite?

Yeah, okay, I get your point. Sheesh.