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You provide a part of me that was heretofore missing.

Ahhh, still chuckling at the idea of Horsefellow screaming mush mouthed obscenities at his DS.

Wait, wait, hold on. betterforsome's idea sounds like it would be a…first?

Quicktime Events
I still like Yahtzee's description of Quicktime events: "Press X to not die"

And Farfegnugen!

Remember the XFL? That's what the "He Hate Me" guy originally wanted on his jersey. Turns out they had some standards.

The motion has been put forth, seconded, and carried. Saddleback wins the thread.

Seconded. That looks like one of those pictures made up of other, smaller pictures. Except way too small to tell, so it just looks like he needs to go in and have some skin tags removed.

Is Obi-Wan her only hope?

I saw the battle, but I really don't remember it.

Well, sure, E. Splooge. Who wants all those leopards running around?

ZMF.

So, he's losing his religion? Someone should write a song!

Some Hole.

Yes …Encyclopedia, you can eat them out if you want.

My first thought is that a zombie is more reanimated than resurrected. So a qualified yes to your third question.

I'll not argue whether they are better than Metallica or Slayer (because they're not), but live Megadeth is worse than murdered kittens. Dave simply cannot sing and play at the same time.

Hmm. I wonder what Samuel L. Jackson would have to say.

It's like when you just read her signals all wrong and you go way too far, then she's all like, "stop! I said no!" And your all like, "oh, sorry, my mistake.." And then you get up and dust yourself off and zip up and stuff and then you help her up and maybe apologise again if she's still pissed.

Porkchop, I was just thinking they would be the ones to do said song.