Swobovian, that was the first thing that struck me as well.

The hell? Totally didn't see dougery's post.

Only after you someone eat it.

Mulatto Knight: Black in Back

Wait, hold on, just a minute. It's in your bottom ten worst? Wouldn't that be the same as your top ten best?

Even better than "This page left intentionally blank", I once had a manual that had a page that said "This page is blank". Um, no it isn't?

While we're being pedantic, 668 is the neighbor of the beast. 667 is the poor bastard who lives across the street.

I found it to be damn near unplayable. Fun to watch, though.

Prime Firstie Blocking? I think was need a REAL Real Comptroller. I quote (emphasis mine):
"I saw a church sign ONCE where the sermon was "The Last Starfighter?""

I tell you what: you picture the apostrophe, I'll go have some more caffeine. See? We can all be adults about this!

Rambo, after failing to make the hockey team for the tenth year in a row, has to use his newly discovered golfing abilities to save his grandmothers house. Bob Barker guns him down in the middle of a golf tournament.

An excellent reluctant firstie.

Odds are he'll never beat the piss out of Adam Sandler in a movie. Although if he does, I'll watch.

Zuh? If you exclude the cost of food, food costs have risen? I…guh…zwuh…fuck it, I'm gonna go eat Double Downs until my head explodes. The over/under's on 3.

It's breaded, fried chicken…
stuffed with fried cheese…
stuffed with bacon…
wrapped in cheese…
breaded and fried…
…
hang on, I lost my place.

KFC: MY ARM TINGLES!

fif the HATER gets a tvv shwo I will someone eat it.

And Cool Mo' came down from the mountain and said unto his people as the Lord had commanded him, "Who's house is this?"
And with great rejoicing did the people reply, "The Lord's house!"
And lo, the roof was raised.

i and 1 wins.

As long as they use the King Jam Master Jay Version. None 'o this New Afro Version noise.