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Goo Goo Dolls is a great example of a terrible band that has somehow shit out a couple of diamonds. I hate 'em, but I love "Name", which Paul Westerberg should have been given co-writing credits for. It has a some great Westerberg lyrical impressions, like "A tired song is playing on a tired radio…" Always a

Jesus, just give Bill the fuckin' money. This might be the last time all four members will be capable of doing anything together.

Hey Scott Dikkers! If you're reading this, when will the Jim's Journal animated series be coming out?

Lulu is the album of the fuckin' year. All y'all prissy little Klosterman wannabes can kiss my fat white ass.

Nickelback Music, mate.

Well, thank God for that. Will people please stop giving Jason Lee work?

I'm confused— you give the movie only a C but your description of it makes it sound more fascinating than that grade would suggest. Maybe you were a little to harsh on your subject there, Tasha?

"Max's Kansas City" By Wayne (later Jayne) County and the Backstreet Boys! Namechecks the Ramones, Pere Ubu, et al.

I loved that song too! It is an odd duck though.

YMCA by the Village People. Sure, it's catchy as hell, but doesn't anybody who dances along with this at every freakin' sporting event everywhere get what that song is all about? Why do you think it's fun to stay at the YMCA? 

Loudness.

Mike Rutherford….

I'll admit…
I kinda liked their cover of "The Ghost In You."

D'oh! How did I miss the SOAD reunion? I meant to say the Jam. Yeah, the Jam.

Yeah right…
CCR will reunite with Husker Du as their opening act. System of a Down will be a special surprise guest on certain dates. Not bloody well gonna happen.

Oh Aaron. What are we going to do with you?

I agree— I'll take Pop over anything they've done since. That was the last truly adventurous album of theirs, even if it's uneven.

Shrinkage
This is, sadly, so typical of what happens to middle-aged men. Their waistlines grow, their hairlines recede, their dicks stop working as well, and they can't eat what they want to all the time. So they sublimate their feelings of powerlessness and inadequacy into embracing things like sports cars, younger

Wow, who's the child in your household?