You see, usually I end up writing three paragraphs explaining my pithy comment, but in this case I'll just say that this is the thrust of what I meant.

Well I have barely the energy for one account, let alone another in character. Also, this seems to have turned into a mini gimmick honeypot, which was not my intention.

Well, I couldn't give a fuck about this. Miller's stuff always comes off as a teenage wank fantasy with a non-stick coating of commentary on teenage wank fantasy.

@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus I just wanted to be part of something special. Now you'll have to excuse me, I have something in my eye.

This gimmick is starting to grow on me, I have to say. I wonder if all the gimmicks are actually alts.

Thanks, I was digging for it and found I only had the album version. The long Cowley version is the one I always used to reach for too.

It always amazes me that that I Feel Love and God Save The Queen were released about four months apart. And to think that Bowie and Eno were recording Heroes at the time too …

I'm ashamed that I laughed at that.

Nah, it was a flip remark aimed at nothing in particular.

I sort of associate porn with being alone, and the thought of doing coke on my own and furiously jacking off makes me feel sad. I assume you mean not alone though.

Consider your ass cancered.

The Patrick Cowley one? Or is there another?

I actually made a multi-paragraph comment detailing what was wrong with the phrase last time he used it.

That title to that last one made me want to see it immediately

Holy shit, and Donna Summer!

As a rule of thumb, any amusing turn of phrase on here has been purloined from The Simpsons. Unless you were mocking that particular tendency, in which case, disregard.

That John Lurie fishing programme was the same sort of thing. I think Jarmusch was on it too.

I haven't finished it yet, so he's still hanging on.

Why porn?

You people know Carlos Fuentes died don't you? Chop chop, he won't stay dead forever.