It's bad news all round.

That was very decent of you. I'm glad you honored the collectors' code.

Yeah, what a bunch of bastards.

What hat is it? Like, a jazz hat?

Crispin Glover/Michael Shannon.

He looks like he's wearing someone else's teeth. 

That's not a good face. Not a good face at all.

Inevitable reference to that article about using 'white' as a pejorative.

I remember watching that late at night and wondering at the end whether I'd fallen asleep halfway through.

Convoy is a 1978 action film directed by Sam Peckinpah and starring Kris Kristofferson, Ali MacGraw, Ernest Borgnine and Burt Young. The movie is based on the 1975 country and western and novelty song "Convoy" by C.W. McCall and Chip Davis. It is considered the premier example of the CB Radio/trucker film genre which…

Both at the same time, surely.

"I need these parents like I need a Hole in the head."

Thinking about it, I think I'd like that song more if it were called 'The Load'.

You're not very funny or original.

That's funny, because it's my username, and by saying that you're tired of the thing that is my username, you're implying that you're both tired of it and me (I'm available for freelance headline-writing).

I'm getting pretty tired of the 'X is a piece of news. Here is a comment on that in the manner of an autistic teenager' model of headline writing, myself.

Whatever to everyone saying he looks like The Undertaker? I thought that opinion was here to stay.

You're right. Records from that era are spotty at best.

I know but it was either that or nothing.

Hey, that cow pun is worth all of those damn horse puns up there put together. That's as good a cow pun as I've ever made, and I've made a few in my time.