You might say the Milch cow has run dry.

Now THAT I did say.

Yeah, don't put words in my mouth, Semley.

If it wasn't for bad luck
We wouldn't have no Luck at all.

Now what have you been told about calling people white?

With a mullet.

What a nice man. He should be friends with that Johnny Marr fellow.

In those terms it's a rip-off of Infinite Jest as well.

In that it's set in World War II.

Mmmm … sorry, but it's going to have to be a 'no' on that one.

Perhaps there's some quantity theory of unreasonableness at work here. Morrissey is so unreasonable that there simply wasn't enough left for Marr if the band was going to stay together for any length of time.

That's exactly what I always think.

And while we're at it, why not Bizarro Superman or Vampire Cyclops?

It's like if ZMF and Cookie Monster had a baby!

I don't give a shit about Thin Lizzy.

That's a bad face, but I don't think I hate it as much as King's. Maybe Carrot Top's face could face the challenge.

Don't tell me, it involves Russia.

Not bad at all.

I hate his face more than any other face I can currently think of.

I look forward to downloading a pirate copy and then not watching it!