Catherine's monte
"Check it out
check it out
find the queen
where's the queen
where's she goin?
where's she been?
twenty gets you forty
forty get you a hundred
find that lucky lady-Oh!"

What about the ants?

Amen. I will join your cause/cult as long as I don't have to wear the same kind of Reeboks as you or drink anything questionable. Or live on a compound, unless perhaps there is an organic garden that I can cook delish foods from. I will however research rituals and point out the best virgins to be sacrificed. First…

When it was a must see show for me (post Clooney, and even post Dr. Greene's death even though I swore after that night they were all dead to me…) I loved her on E.R. She portrayed the first adult female character I could relate to as I became an adult female. I was pissed when Luka screwed her over and thrilled when…

All I can say is that I am hella creeped out by this technology. Anything that is smart enough to course correct like that on the ice is not far from becoming self aware… Before we know it we'll have those uncanny Teddies from AI. Disturbing as hell.

Well, it is not quadruple jointed like Uma Thurman's, but it'll do. Thanks.

Some movies are made to enlighten you and make you think. Some are made just for the pure joy of explosions and blood and chaos. This is a film in the latter category. I, for one, cannot wait to switch off my brain and mutter, "Fuck, yeah" every time a creepy ass robot is blown to smithereens. If you want something…

My boyfriend and I thought we saw William H. Macy at the Airport in Austin as we were flying out to Chicago last year. He was about 30 yards from us, checking in with the assistance of two doting attendants at a check in spot they opened especially for him. To this day we talk about how certain we were that he was…

As a woman let me just say that Christian-Fucking-Bale would have me salivating by just reading the damn dictionary for hours. HOURS. Especially with his real accent. And smiling.

You think so, eh?

Wanna be creeped out by a robot?

Warren G. just couldn't believe it was happening in his own town. All he wanted to to was to find some skirts who knew what was up with 213 and maybe play a little dice but those homies got all in his mix. Thank goodness Nate Dogg was available, after using his charms to have said skirts wreck their car- and come back…

Tasha, I think we are related
My family still uses the "nobody bodders me" lines. It is like a secret language no one else understands. But that might also be that we all live in Texas now and thus no one has seen the commercial from the DC metro area.

Gee, I am sorry you are so bitter and lonely.

Just keep 'em on a diet of Fun Dips and Pixie Stix and they will never sleep again. If you want to keep them really alert throw some Mountain Dew in there too.

I had words (harsh, angry, loud, public words) with my daughter's preschool teacher when she told my daughter she couldn't talk about her two aunts getting married to each other. Apparently a 4 year old understands love a lot better than that old bitch.

I'd like to get married in Vegas.

George Carlin:

Not listening
lalalalalalalallalalalaala I can't hear you lalalalalalalaallalalalala.

Yeah, and then they grow up to be big morons.