It would have about a zero percent chance of killing someone because it's unrealistic to think you could lift & hold someone in that position when they weren't helping you. Same goes for most wrestling moves. A regular vertical suplex would be completely impossible and, were it possible at all, would probably cripple…

Hippo Potty Mouth is Kevin Steen.

Hippo Potty Mouth is Kevin Steen.

I've never seen this show, because I'm not an HBO subscriber and I've never bothered to seek it out. But of course I've heard about it frequently, and all I've ever heard people mention is:

I've never seen this show, because I'm not an HBO subscriber and I've never bothered to seek it out. But of course I've heard about it frequently, and all I've ever heard people mention is:

What about the song by The Vandals?

What about the song by The Vandals?

The best Celebrity Jeopardy (non SNL, of course) was one from a year or two ago with Pat Sajak, who is apparently either getting the inside track from Trebek or is a freaking genius. After seeing that you can't not see the undertone of seething resentment when he's watching people flail at obvious answers on Wheel of…

The best Celebrity Jeopardy (non SNL, of course) was one from a year or two ago with Pat Sajak, who is apparently either getting the inside track from Trebek or is a freaking genius. After seeing that you can't not see the undertone of seething resentment when he's watching people flail at obvious answers on Wheel of…

Weird thought: indie-punk fans had a conniption when Tom Gabel of Against Me! became Laura Jane Grace, yet it seems like no one says a word about Vinnie Vincent of KISS now living as a woman. It almost just makes me think it bothers people more when they feel a closer kinship to the musician through their more…

Weird thought: indie-punk fans had a conniption when Tom Gabel of Against Me! became Laura Jane Grace, yet it seems like no one says a word about Vinnie Vincent of KISS now living as a woman. It almost just makes me think it bothers people more when they feel a closer kinship to the musician through their more…

Mine was "Adventures of Teenage Bonnie and Klepto Clyde", which I think I used to see on late night Cinemax around the same time as this one. Although I'd usually avoid this one because as a confused 11 year old, lesbianism still freaked me out. Sure got over that!

Mine was "Adventures of Teenage Bonnie and Klepto Clyde", which I think I used to see on late night Cinemax around the same time as this one. Although I'd usually avoid this one because as a confused 11 year old, lesbianism still freaked me out. Sure got over that!

Her career pretty much took a left at the Y when she played a typical bimbo in Liar Liar. After that she was just a B-movie tramp in an indie world. And then she decided to try and be a pro poker player because her boyfriend/husband/whatever was and she wanted to too.

Her career pretty much took a left at the Y when she played a typical bimbo in Liar Liar. After that she was just a B-movie tramp in an indie world. And then she decided to try and be a pro poker player because her boyfriend/husband/whatever was and she wanted to too.

I always hate when Louie does those little racial things in his standup because A) it's been done, by everyone ever, B) it seems redolent of Carlin and considering all the other ways he's similar to Carlin he should work on avoiding that and C) he makes it so abundantly clear that he's neither racist nor comfortable…

I always hate when Louie does those little racial things in his standup because A) it's been done, by everyone ever, B) it seems redolent of Carlin and considering all the other ways he's similar to Carlin he should work on avoiding that and C) he makes it so abundantly clear that he's neither racist nor comfortable…

If it means Doug Stanhope's Eddie character gets his own spinoff, I'm for it.

If it means Doug Stanhope's Eddie character gets his own spinoff, I'm for it.

All I want to know is whether they'll try to pin this on the Niners to keep the IRA happy.