All I want to know is whether they'll try to pin this on the Niners to keep the IRA happy.

"…and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman. And I'm thinking to myself, 'WHY?! What the fuck kind of social life did this guy have?"

"…and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman. And I'm thinking to myself, 'WHY?! What the fuck kind of social life did this guy have?"

Justin Vernon pretty much wants the lockdown on "winter" as a concept. I think listening to Bon Iver when there isn't snow on the ground is like wearing jeans in the pool, it just feels wrong. 

Justin Vernon pretty much wants the lockdown on "winter" as a concept. I think listening to Bon Iver when there isn't snow on the ground is like wearing jeans in the pool, it just feels wrong. 

Hey I'm in Massena, that's pretty dope. I can't wait to see the scenes they filmed at the Delmar.

Hey I'm in Massena, that's pretty dope. I can't wait to see the scenes they filmed at the Delmar.

I dunno why but I find it funny that you keep commenting on things in this one. Not a bad thing, it's just that I think of you as being one of the top critics in your field and it's weird to see you parsing over criticisms in a comment section. Then again it seems like some of you AV Clubbers are a sensitive lot. I…

I dunno why but I find it funny that you keep commenting on things in this one. Not a bad thing, it's just that I think of you as being one of the top critics in your field and it's weird to see you parsing over criticisms in a comment section. Then again it seems like some of you AV Clubbers are a sensitive lot. I…

I could see Norton doing that to someone. Not Louie, since Louie is a steady source of work for him. But someone.

I could see Norton doing that to someone. Not Louie, since Louie is a steady source of work for him. But someone.

But….but I'm on TV! Why would you say that?!

But….but I'm on TV! Why would you say that?!

I thought "Eddie" was funny at all turns, but I'm a big Stanhope fanboy so I'm biased. Just bought some tickets to see him today! Can't fucking wait.

I thought "Eddie" was funny at all turns, but I'm a big Stanhope fanboy so I'm biased. Just bought some tickets to see him today! Can't fucking wait.

It's so different from what Louie does too, which is funny. Louie is unparalleled amongst stand-ups for doing a new set every year (well, give or take a Doug Stanhope or a few others) and gets so much respect for what a near impossible task he pulls off. Yet something that Jay Leno does every night is completely…

It's so different from what Louie does too, which is funny. Louie is unparalleled amongst stand-ups for doing a new set every year (well, give or take a Doug Stanhope or a few others) and gets so much respect for what a near impossible task he pulls off. Yet something that Jay Leno does every night is completely…

Mas Tequila, por favor.

Mas Tequila, por favor.

I saw Cheap Trick when I was 15. I had my hair dyed bright red (like Aurora shooter style Manic Panic red) at the time. For some reason Robin Zander kept looking at me funny all night, like he thought I was a freak. Meanwhile he's standing next to a guy playing a 5 necked guitar with a price tag hanging off of his…