Red Solo Cup is the rookie sensation on this list.

Red Solo Cup is the rookie sensation on this list.

So will they instruct Gyllenhaal to not act like anyone who's ever actually gambled ever, the way they had Gosling not act in the slightest like he was smoking crack? I love movie drugs, they all pretty much make you act like you're on laughing gas. 

So will they instruct Gyllenhaal to not act like anyone who's ever actually gambled ever, the way they had Gosling not act in the slightest like he was smoking crack? I love movie drugs, they all pretty much make you act like you're on laughing gas. 

Someone says Figure Four and you go for friggin' Greg Valentine for a reference rather than Ric Flair?

Someone says Figure Four and you go for friggin' Greg Valentine for a reference rather than Ric Flair?

Officer Dave spinoff! I could not imagine anything else that would cause Louie's career to flame out any harder. 

Officer Dave spinoff! I could not imagine anything else that would cause Louie's career to flame out any harder. 

Well that was a few years ago but yeah, the point stands.

Well that was a few years ago but yeah, the point stands.

Travolta's still alive but he's being accused of being a gay rapist so it's not like this year has just been all gravy for him. I'm thinking there was a pact with the devil regarding the Sweathogs at some point and he's just now getting around to collecting. 

Travolta's still alive but he's being accused of being a gay rapist so it's not like this year has just been all gravy for him. I'm thinking there was a pact with the devil regarding the Sweathogs at some point and he's just now getting around to collecting. 

Well this is awkward. Is yours a reference to Creem magazine as well?

Well this is awkward. Is yours a reference to Creem magazine as well?

I think we should all just start calling her Joey Foster now, so we're ready for the inevitable. I don't think I'd be surprised if it came out that she was playing the title role in a remake of Patton. 

I think we should all just start calling her Joey Foster now, so we're ready for the inevitable. I don't think I'd be surprised if it came out that she was playing the title role in a remake of Patton. 

With a good standup you don't really need to know a whole lot about their references to follow along anyway. I never knew what the fuck Dennis Miller was talking about but somehow I always got the point.

With a good standup you don't really need to know a whole lot about their references to follow along anyway. I never knew what the fuck Dennis Miller was talking about but somehow I always got the point.

I have a gut feeling that sometime during this season Jenna will move to Wisconsin or wherever it is with the douchebag guy and she'll decide to leave Wilfred with Ryan. I really just hope with Ryan ditching his girlfriend that they don't start doing the redundant "will they won't they" shit again.

I have a gut feeling that sometime during this season Jenna will move to Wisconsin or wherever it is with the douchebag guy and she'll decide to leave Wilfred with Ryan. I really just hope with Ryan ditching his girlfriend that they don't start doing the redundant "will they won't they" shit again.