If this ever gets cancelled I'd hope they have the balls to end the show with Ryan's suicide. Fuck an ambiguous ending or him riding off into the sunset with his best pal Wilfie. If the whole show is this dude being mentally unstable to the point of delusion, I say they bring it full circle and have the last shot be…

If this ever gets cancelled I'd hope they have the balls to end the show with Ryan's suicide. Fuck an ambiguous ending or him riding off into the sunset with his best pal Wilfie. If the whole show is this dude being mentally unstable to the point of delusion, I say they bring it full circle and have the last shot be…

I would like to go on record as possibly the only person on Earth who genuinely enjoyed Surfer, Dude for its own merits and in a non-ironic way. I think people wrote it off because of that hipster elitist tendency to write off anything that doesn't traffic purely in misery and disaffection to be bad on general…

I would like to go on record as possibly the only person on Earth who genuinely enjoyed Surfer, Dude for its own merits and in a non-ironic way. I think people wrote it off because of that hipster elitist tendency to write off anything that doesn't traffic purely in misery and disaffection to be bad on general…

We should be glad for this show, people. It signifies the end times. If it becomes successful enough it becomes a catch-all for every lowbrow reality show trend that's currently depressing people on TV, and when this show loses its luster it will kill the trends once and for all. Think about it, it combines the ersatz…

We should be glad for this show, people. It signifies the end times. If it becomes successful enough it becomes a catch-all for every lowbrow reality show trend that's currently depressing people on TV, and when this show loses its luster it will kill the trends once and for all. Think about it, it combines the ersatz…

Fuck, dude. I don't get why carseats are designed to make you feel like you're threading your arm through a sharp edged vagina dentata of a plastic robot. It's enough to make me seriously re-evaluate my child's need for safety.

Fuck, dude. I don't get why carseats are designed to make you feel like you're threading your arm through a sharp edged vagina dentata of a plastic robot. It's enough to make me seriously re-evaluate my child's need for safety.

That's funny. When my daughter was born & I was making shit working in commissioned sales we got food stamps while my wife was out of work. Only a few months later I got a good paying full time job and my wife went back to work, and we called to tell them to cancel the food stamps. They basically said "well just wait…

That's funny. When my daughter was born & I was making shit working in commissioned sales we got food stamps while my wife was out of work. Only a few months later I got a good paying full time job and my wife went back to work, and we called to tell them to cancel the food stamps. They basically said "well just wait…

He should stick to writing novels.

He should stick to writing novels.

Same with my wife. She just apparently gets a deep satisfaction out of watching mostly fictionalized accounts of shitty people doing tasteless things. I think it distracts her from the disappointing life I've provided for her. Me, I mainly watch wrasslin'.

Same with my wife. She just apparently gets a deep satisfaction out of watching mostly fictionalized accounts of shitty people doing tasteless things. I think it distracts her from the disappointing life I've provided for her. Me, I mainly watch wrasslin'.

I'm in upstate NY, and thus also in the South.

I'm in upstate NY, and thus also in the South.

The Campaign 2: Golden Receiver.

The Campaign 2: Golden Receiver.

I think the Family Guy thing was a wayward reference to Sarah Silverman dating Alec Sulkin, a writer from Family Guy. Or just that the guy wrote for Family Guy but they wanted to say he's doing alright now, not 'he was doing great ten years ago when he wrote for Family Guy before they got cancelled for a while".

I think the Family Guy thing was a wayward reference to Sarah Silverman dating Alec Sulkin, a writer from Family Guy. Or just that the guy wrote for Family Guy but they wanted to say he's doing alright now, not 'he was doing great ten years ago when he wrote for Family Guy before they got cancelled for a while".