What about…
…the straight guy in Mission Impossible series?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Royal w/ cheese…and a lightsaber…to go.
I lost faith after Star Wars I-III. And to be honest, though still very young at the time, the shameless pandering to the family demographic in VI was not lost on me (see: the Chaka-esque koala bear guild).

Andrew D. K.
The Day the Laugher Died is a gem…culminating in an "Hour Back…Get It?" bit so bizarre, it kills.