That opening was hilarious, it was almost cliche but Conan is fucking hilarious and pulled it off beyond doubt. He and Andy will eventually get used to the new dynamic in time despite a little awkwardness last night. Who the fuck cares though conan is the man and now my broke ass doesnt have to stay up too late to…

I definitely feel like ive seen the show a hundred times but have only really seen like 4 sketches, and they were not funny. Hank from the Larry Sanders show might have helped.

"Krusty the klown is still alive? i thought he died in a grease fire."

I love the terminator franchise, but man t3 is super hard to defend. I watched it recently again and although the action is decent, its another crystal skull in that it was only created to make more money. It was completely unnecessary, and if you dont believe me check this out http://terminatorguide.webs… . They…

courtney is old as cox

say "i want a mcchicken and a large mocha" to a mcdonalds employee and watch them scramble in terror to figure out what the hell you just ordered.

"Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your fatter, balder son"

If i didnt feel compelled to see the ending of revolutions, i probably would have flung my feces at the screen during the assault on zion. I mean, those walker things had NO PROTECTION whatsoever for the pilot, and i love how they employed the powder monkey technique of reloading leftover from trafalgar to defend the…

great episode, if you give a shit about grades then go to grad school, although your opinions may not be validated there either.

don henley can suck a fart out of my ass, fuck that guy, except for dirty laundry, that was good times. I believe dennis leary put it correctly when he said"Two words for ya don, joe fucking walsh"

im glad hes gifted sexually

good call the bob, i noticed that too. She probably gets the benefit of the doubt because she is a pleasant looking blonde woman.

yeah, dave hurts.com

Return of the King - When Theoden is dying "let me see you smile one last time"
Saving private ryan - "tell me im a good man"
Its a wonderful life - "No man is a failure who has friends"
Last of the Mohicans - "UUNNNCASSSS!!!!"

i hated hearing "gimme some money" on some car commerical over and over again, they missed the whole point of the song.

Payne was a really solid and dark as hell action game, but you probably couldnt pay me to see this.

as depressing as it is im beginning to realize that every movie i ever loved will be remade,probably just for money. I came to this realization when i saw my favorite childhood movie hero, indiana jones, get raped for 90 minutes.

the comedians of comedy are all ace comics, maria and zach both have that on-stage persona that seems to stem directly from some sort of alter ego, like their funny, unintellectualized, inner tyler durden

yes gnome, monty python was my shining time station or cpt kangaroo. Caddyshack, ghostbusters, animal house, and the occasional jeeves and wooster are good starter kits to grow smartass kids who use sarcasm with focused virulence, but in a good way.

at least he is a cubs fan