i havent been this mad since indiana jones was nuked in a fridge.

i look through newspapers to find misspelled words and funny word combinations, forever.

that is easily the best response ive heard to anything palin has ever done or said.

Ive heard nothing but nice things about leno being a philanthropist and supposedly living solely off of stand up money, but fuck him. Seriously, he is comedically irrelevant. All of his viewers will be dead in the next decade and then where will we be? I hope conan doesnt hesitate to jump networks, his show would be…

"i bought it from that guy over there……. wait he was over there"

sprog?! holy shit i just laughed for ten minutes

I cant stop vomiting whenever i think about how many human beings those two schlubs have produced. They should be forced to california in nothing but a covered wagon just to prove the point that because the uterus is functional it should be like a fuckin mitsubishi plant. That duggar pumps out more units than pepsi.

the american version failed to maintain the complex eroticism of the original…..

its official, its the dog shit period of american film!!

someone get these guys their cheeseballs and let them be on their way.

fuck censorship and fuck tightasses, you are weighing down our culture! This aggression will not stand man!!

Here in the year of our lord 2009, if a man can make you laugh without sound, that is freaking talent.

Well, snl used to be funny. They used to have funny hosts, you know, hosts with some semblance of humor either in their nature or career. Where is milton berle when you need him? The notion that you have to ditch younger viewers to appeal to older ones is a horrible cop out. SNL was at one time on the cutting edge of…

Its "Sex and the City" for guys. Tons of hot chicks and semi douchebags living it up in hollywood. First couple seasons were really solid and fun, but the characters get progressively less sympathetic as the show goes. I cant fathom them making a movie, i just wanna see the guy who plays vince get his smug face…

i think we can lump the lord of the rings films together by now- they were shot at the same time, and are remarkably loyal to the books which was no simple task.

"Am i gonna meet tha love of my life at the jersey shores? I dont know, but im sure as heck gonna keep comin back every summa."

hopefully nobody said this one already on here, i think its from human giant:

jesus christ why did i read all that!

Hey zombie nightmare was a springboard for tia carrere! Ive been sitting here for a few minutes tring to pick another good travolta flick, fuck, oh wait get shorty was good, if only because of devito and hackman.

the only thing i like more than reading arbitrary lists ranking game is commenting on how bad they are. Especially with gaming, there will seldom be true common ground because there are so many different experiences in all these games. No COD, or Halo, or Elder Scrolls, and if i hear about that fucking ico game again…