I'm with Herpes.

NaturalBlues' great uncle Horace?

Soon to be followed by Flight of the Navigator, a story about a submarine navigator played by, surprisingly, Jeremy Renner. He's an engineering marvel and a navigational genius. When his family is taken, he grafts wings onto the ship that collapse inward under water.

"I can't believe it. A fifteen gallon hat and water and fish are sold separately. Bollocks."

"I think if I hadn't said 'I'm certainly not like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt' I would've been taken more seriously in this hat."

Thank you for that substantive reply. It is both thought-provoking and detailed.

A very old entry, I'm a late-comer to AV Club.

Monkey clown horrible karate browned and yummy like a cute small baby chick will now eat the donkey.

Monkey clown horrible karate browned and yummy like a cute small baby chick will now eat the donkey.