"YOU'LL ALL BE GUILTY THIS IS MURDER! MURDER!"

He shows up not too long later to see witches have taken over his previously owned house.

"THOSE GODDAMN WITCHES TOOK OVER MY FLIPPING HOUSE A-HOLES, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

What bad taste at least R + J was a batshit crazy movie compared to this thing.

"ROMEO IS HEREBY BANISHED! BANISHED!"
"A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!"

Kadath Promptly followed by calling his wife a ho.
Plus " A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!"

Boo, stop coming by this site Roman Polanski.

Sick man sick, she's underaged.

Damn it where's Baz Luhrman when you need him, his version at least kept me awake.

I am upset, Oliver Stone has made good movies, come on the guy who made fucking Wall Street and Platoon, and gave us Joe Pesci being spanked at a gay sex party in a bad wig.

Fuck Roman Polanski.

I'm serious just tell Nick Cage to show up for one episode and figure out his previously owned house has been taken over by witches. It would be hilarious.

I know I miss Nazi James Cromwell too and Bloody Face Zachary Quinto.

And Nick Cage actually bought her house.

Mrs. Lange please, you were hot in 1976 but that was that really kind of not good King Kong remake.

"kILLING ME WON'T GET YOU YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!"
Hey Frances Conroy was in Wicker Man.

This haunted plantation was formerly owned by Nick Cage.

Nick Cage's bad lieutenant shows up.

"Wasn't this house owned by that guy from Face/Off?"

Will Nick Cage show up on this show, I mean he owned Kathy Bates plantation house.