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Chris Conley
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Online TV critics have to give BB a BJ every four seconds of the day.

Walking Dead says I rate high on the Nielson ratings so shut up.

Bring on the Jessica Lange chewing the scenery.

Walking Dead, AV Club is jealous of popularity unless of course it's Breaking Bad or Mad Men, wonders why Walking Dead doesn't have long questionable silences during it's show and soap opera dramatics.

Bring on the Jessica Lange.

Are you sure?

Great  Boos
I mean the dialogue is the same exactly the same, it's nearly a Psycho remake.

No it blows, I mean Carrie's suppose to be 17 not 15 you idiots at casting. Plus, it just looks like the writer copied wholesale from the 70s script.

Fuck the Pledge.

No, I was thinking of Brett Leonard's Man Thing, that went straight to SYFY because Lionsgate couldn't get a theatrical release.

Shaq or gtfo

Luke Cage pretty much, though you change Cage's race a little bit and have Dwayne Johnson be him.

Same night as Man Thing.

Could we see a movie after Robert De Niro's monster I would pay to see him going around ripping people's hearts out and delivering monologues.

Dario Argento everybody, a filthy slimy pervert.

Oh that really horrible movie with Jim Carrey.

Yeah but I like to not use the internet for porn I mean how people find porn back when there was not internet. Answer:movies.

Dario Argento always seems like a pervert, really gets creepy when you hear about how fawning he was about how beautiful Jennifer Connelly was in Phenomena.

More crazy than the chimp throat slit scene.

Mother of Tears sucked, and was infuriating to boot.