Clint Eastwood will settle this out of court.

Well, Trouble with Curve wasn't exactly bad, it was decent.

Well that was until the killer plants an axe into his back.

Gina Gershon's not that hot.

Yes, boo hoo Whedon can't do what he wants, probably will have the old ones show up at the end of this to snuff them all out too. I really don't get this Joss Whedon fan worship bullshit. He's not that good of a writer, The Avengers maybe, but please he's pretty overrated.

Yeah he does.

Unfortunately, Lillard's acting is way too painful for me to watch.

Reminds me how Django Unchained will probably be like on TV, 
I count six shots, MY FRIEND
I count two guns, MY FRIEND. 

Damn it those Ninjas are reading again.

Crazy German Jon Voight chases them down.

I didn't see Speed Racer.

That and him and Richard Kiel hanging out together.

Must be weird for the Chinese when they watch the movie and say hey, who's this guy with the mustache that takes up most of the movie's interest along with that fat bearded guy were's Jackie Chan?

Didn't like Prime Suspect either.

Those who like S&M would agree.

Both played by Liam Neeson, Liam Neeson will rise again.

You necromancers don't amount to nothing. That necromancer talked to you, let's get that necromancer.

You naggers get to work.
Nagger please.

Let's see his mother was an absolute psychotic and his father was a jerk and he had annoying kids and all Romano wanted to do was sit and do sports stuff and live the easy life but there's all these stupid problems he and his wife have and the show just get's stupider from there.

TV viewers get annoyed by smug dialogue that makes them want to yell NERD at the top of their lungs. They wonder who wrote this smug, witty dialogue and they see the credit for Whedon and go no wonder and scream NERD.