I actually misread their name as "Bonsai Rainbow", which I may like better: The idea of a tiny rainbow grown in a bottle is kind of adorable. 

Yeah, I remember hearing "Meet Virginia" back in 1998, and thinking they were sort of Matchbox 20 wannabes. So becoming the the Matchbox 20 of the '10s means they were actually successful at it, I guess.

Real Irwin - Nicolas Cage was primarily involved as director, and basically just does a cameo when it comes to acting… But he plays a gay pimp named Acid Yellow and he does at least broach "Nicolas Cage flips out" territory in his one scene. Meanwhile, James Franco is a manwhore who responds to all his problems by…

So you wanted to ask her if she owned an antelope?

Counterpoint:

Better Than Jimmy doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

What I like about the three times a Ween video has turned up on Beavis And Butthead is that there's kind of an unintentional progression - First they hated Ween, then they were just sort of confused, then suddenly the third time around they were apparently fans. This pretty much mirrors my experience with first…

Joe is slang for coffee. To "bin" something means to store it in a container. I.D. is short for identification. Therefor 9/11 was part of a larger scheme masterminded by a corporation that sells coffee, with the overall goal being to steal everyone's identity.

I won a lifetime's supply of butt mutton a while ago, which has come in handy very often… In fact, it's a positive butt mutton boon!

I would vouch for The Melvins' The Crybaby, Shudder To Think's First Love, Last Rites soundtrack, and maybe Dark Night Of The Soul by Dangermouse and Sparklehorse. First Love Last Rites is interesting because apparently in the movie, all of the music is supposed to be playing on an oldies radio  station, so rather…

I would watch this film if Eric Roberts was in the title role. 

There was a movie out last year called The Tall Man, which many accused of being a Slender Man knockoff.

Black Moth Super Rainbow perhaps?

I found Leprechaun In Tha Hood pretty fun. I particularly liked how Ice T seemed to think he was acting in a serious crime drama that was not titled Leprechaun In Tha Hood.

Take a look at her eardrum
It's the only one she's got
Not much of an eardrum
Never seems to hear a lot

I was reading it to the tune of every song Wesley Willis ever recorded.

I don't know, I feel like Iggy was destined to be a grizzled old rocker… But this may just be because I have pretty much never lived in a world in which he wasn't one.

My parents played me a lot of music growing up, some of which I still enjoy now, but I remember they very rarely let a full album that wasn't a compilation play all the way through. However, when I was a pre-teen taco, my half-sister gave me a copy of Flood by They Might Be Giants as part of an attempt to broaden my…

I think it's there to discourage piracy, not just plug the brand. Anyone who tries to rip the audio is going to get a version that's rendered unlistenable due to the voice clip being repeated every minute.

Not really. The last line (not counting a couple additional repetitions of the title) is "I don't believe that god is dead", which isn't as definitive an answer as "god is dead". I personally don't believe that bigfoot is real, but I don't have any certain proof, so it could turn out that I'm wrong.