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Caroline, I'm reasonably sure Abbi takes the rye chips (as you call them, 'hard toast points') and snorts them, not the rest of the Chex Mix. I can vouch for this, because Abbi and I are soulmates, and they are my favorite part of the Chex Mix, too. You heathen.

Judgment City has always appealed to me, but only for one major curiousity: I'd really like to see the stats of what I've eaten. How many cows' worth of beef? Were any two servings of chicken ever from the same lineage? How much wheat went into keeping me alive? These are questions that keep me up at night.

Frankly, this just makes the time spent with Larry & Polly in season 2 a BIGGER waste of time, retroactively.

I read that "he (or Dee) us yoked to to heart" sentence 20 times before it still made no sense.

My local laser tag arena never lets me film my fanfic videos there.

Tried to watch this, only got as far as the credits. During the courtroom shot, the stenographer grabs her Big Gulp and it makes a sloshing, full-of-ice-and-liquid sound. But then she sips from the straw, and it makes a 'practically empty' sucking sound! It's clear that Vince Gilligan is not putting the same love and

Let's go find out how hot dogs are made.

Woulda been cooler if it was "Star-Lord and Captain America" and not "Star-Lord and Handsome Fellow in a J.Crew Herringbone Shirt."

Wedged between Dove's "Calls for Dad" and Nissan's "Cat's in the Cradle" was Doritos, with "Dude on Airplane Hates Everyone Except Hot Chick, but like, DOUBLE-Hates Her When It Turns Out She's A Single Mother."

His had a period at the end, too. POINT: GENIUS.

It seems like the term 'yeast rolls' is being used a lot more to promote what I've always just called 'rolls'.

Jesus, those other mash-up tees are unbearable. It's everything I hate about the internet.

I think I watched that episode about 35 times before a power surge wiped my DVR. One of the greatest ever.

That…. that's the song it's matched up with. The very point of the article.

Anyone know where to find a mirror of the video?

But the dancing in jean shorts and a wig was to "Conga." It's included in the youtube clip above.

I continue to wait, then.

The Room is on Netflix? In which region? It's not turning up on my searches, and I promised I wouldn't watch it until it required exactly no effort or money from me to do so.

It's called a 'Sub' sandwich because it's short for 'submarine' sandwich, a term I haven't heard since they used to play a newsreel and a cartoon before the double feature at the nickelodeon.

"the contents of the professor’s *create*"