Let me just inquire of my husband…
Indeed, yes! It appears decidedly so.

A carefully crafted and appropriate response is a gift to one's self, sir, and speaks to your background, education and parentage. Even when time presses, pray do not let eloquence fall by the wayside.

And I sir, do not approve of your curious title, by turns childishly crude and troublingly Germanic.
And as for you, Mr. Sheltie! Do not apologize to this person! Your actions were entirely above reproach, and commend you to all honest souls.

I was informed by one Professor L. at a public hanging to which I had taken my two smallest, purely for their enlightenment on the heavy and stern justice of the Old Baily, that the 'werewolf' is not in fact a supernatural creature at all, but in fact a demi-man, related closely to the lumbering apes of prehistory. …

By sainted knights of the fleet, these are not 'walking dead' as the article so casually claims. I recognise, (by description, having never found it necessary to depart the bosom of these grand British isles) the pallor, not unlike the appearance of spoiled honey-cake; the teeth, riven through with more furrows than…