Oh you already know brother. The Dog is only about two things, hot 'tang and rolling bones.

I guess it's up to me then.

I'm sorry man. Hope we can still be cordial at least.

You're like the brett ratner of firsts.

Hello boys and girls. The word for today, is PAIN.

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I'm a fan of calling titties "sweater puppets".

Um, don't ghost write if you want recognition for it. I mean isn't that the whole concept behind it?

the nation of masturbation puns.

The nation demanding a full cast reunion of American Pie must really stroke the actor's egos.

I agree with the assertions that Geller is in fact real. Too much circumstantial evidence of his existence to think the writers would be that hokey to say he was make believe the whole time. That being said, my beef is with sound designers believing that we still think that when someone hangs up, there is a dial tone.…

I met Ti West like 4 or 5 years ago when I was projecting his other movie Trigger Man (very good as well) for the Pioneer Theater. He was a nice guy, I asked him about Cabin Fever 2 and he said the studio just took control of the movie in post and made it shit. I offered my condolences and then went back to the…

Hail mary!

you would get more ass than a toilet seat, brother.

that bitch ain't got no dragon tattoo or look like she's been raped. gtfo

Sounds like a humdinger!

How about Grazer Ramon, The Bad Guy?

I wonder once he retires if Wayne will follow his dream of being a fireman, f-f-f-fireman?

Motherfucking ghosts be making that motherfucking money.

Titus Pullo deserves way better than this!