How about I digitally insert my cock into your mouth Mr. Spielberg

All I need is one dyke.

show us your tits

Vagina dentata?

Oh hell no! Don't get me involved in this.

You know it's films like "The Help" that show me how nice white people really are. You just don't see that enough today.

I concur. Disqus is a piece of shit.

Hey Larry, if you're reading this, fuck you. Your comedy sucks a bag of cocks. It doesn't matter if you've made a bunch of money. You know who else made a lot of money? Hitler.

I don't really get why a brother would do a sister's homework because she's pretty? Seems a bit awkward, no?

This headline looks like it was made by random word selection.

So it looks as if Snoop is still the only rapper to maintain a good career after deciding to part ways with Dr. Dre.

This thread didn't just make my day, it made my hole weak.

that hand making a heart thing makes me fucking sick.

Do you mean literally shit or just nothing? Because I wouldn't put it past her to have a dress made entirely of fecal matter.

I heard they got more twinkies than a hostess factory out there.

a lot of milkmen on the same route, no wonder they fight.

I didn't exhale?

It's so sad that Kennedy lost her arms in the great circle jerk of 1990.

I'm pretty sure that @avclub-359b8db60f379d36511e28c04a3fb0b6:disqus only lives to get radical.

Hey girl, I hate to see people fight, so I broke up this mild skirmish for you.