We gotta creep.

Glee should do an adaptation of Dancer In the Dark. That bitch with the duck lips and nice rack can play the blind cunt and that sucka in the wheelchair can play Uli from Big Lebowski.

Tony Scott is an avid Nazi memorabilia collector.

Seriously, Deja Vu gets no love. I really felt that movie. Arf.

FUCK ASTA. I'M THE DOG.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Cum on a moustache gay.

I wish Olivia Munn would sit on my face for hours at a time during the period of a day, in which we would take a few breaks from face sitting and talk about how shitty a show "Perfect Couples" is.

I'd totally fuck Evi Quaid.

Tell that fool Ryan Murphy to get fucked.

This is no country for aliens (mostly due to scheduling conflicts).

Reed definitely gives the most serious cock slaps known to mankind.

I hope Chris Cooper comes to over to your house and blows your brains out.

I totally just smurfed in my pants.

gettt 'emm

I demand
a remake of "Romancing The Stone".

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I think they might have coded it with "tig ol' bitties"

You could probably stick your dick in one her fat rolls and get a nut.

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