then he goes then I go
then he goes then I go
then he goes then I go
then LUNCH

Here ya go:

Don't trust the Roaches in Apartment 23

This is a terrible idea for a title. Not because of the salty language, but because it's annoyingly long. How are we going to discuss it in print? DTTBIA23? Don't trust the bitch…? That show with the Beek? Hopefully it sucks and I won't have to worry about it.

Exactly. The trailer actually did seem cool and intriguing, but then I remembered how cool and intriguing Heroes was in the first season until we all realized there was absolutely no payoff. What happens on 3/18? Probably nothing exciting enough to justify a whole season. Fool me once…

Where's Firefly?

Please say you're not the same person as the YouTube guy. I want to see an epic battle of lack-of-wit!

So anyone who is tangentially related to Sarah Chalke drives you into an inescapable Roseanne filled void? That is one high stakes game of Six Degrees of Separation. Good luck to you.

I stopped watching Scrubs four episodes into the last season for a lot of reasons, but she wasn't one of them. Her character played off of JD so well, I wish she was there in season 1. Glad she's in another successful comedy though.

Oh, The Places You'll Come!

"U mad bro? The Movie"

… but I think unicorns kick ass!

Dude, that's disgusting. Frozen beer? blech

This is where I would make a joke about a male cast member from that season having the mental capacity of a monkey… but thankfully I have suppressed all memories of The Real World after Boston so I can't think of one.

He's going about it all wrong. If I were in an embarrassing but hugely popular kids show years ago, I'd own it. Great story to tell at parties, girls have hooked up with guys for a lot less, win the Halloween costume contest every year, the list goes on.

My theory of why Scooter was such a wet blanket in the Muppet Show was because his twin sister Skeeter died at some point in their childhood and all of the other Muppets are afraid to talk about it because they don't want to upset him, but that just makes him bitter that no one seems to remember her, I mean they went…

Well now I might buy the Bridesmaids DVD, for all the deleted scenes. Anyone know if there's a lot of them included? I heard the Blu-Ray has more than the DVD, which is annoying.

It makes me very happy to know this. Whenever Micheal Bay loses, even just a little bit, the world wins.

Is he wearing slacks?

Torgo. That is all.