whataworkout, I sincerely choose to believe in your vision of a future where we snide internet assholes have that kind of power. That is a beautiful future.

Wait a minute, you're right. There's totally one scene in the movie where there's a huge squad of the guys, and then after that there just isn't. What the fuck?

Rush rules.

Hey, other ex-Metal Boxians:
Is Anvil! worth seeing? I don't care too much one way or the other about the band, but it seems like the movie might be interesting from a history-of-metal perspective, or just a portrayal of guys who still care about rocking hard after however many years.

I love Star Wars precisely because of that lore. The filmmaking ranges from good enough to shitty, but the fantasy world is immersive enough to make it tons of fun for me.
Here's the thing: there are people who think that about Avatar. I don't get it at all, but I remember news stories where people were literally being…

"Because there's almost nothing else to say about Perfect Couples"
*continues for over a thousand words*

I mean, I was very much not around wen Star Wars happened either, but I feel like I see James Cameron poised to make us keep talking about Avatar for the rest of his life.

….oh.

Joad Cressbeckler=Sean O'Neal+40 or 50 more years of this shit.

Guys, guys, you're jumping all around the song here. If we're gonna do this, et's at leat do it in the proper sequence.

So is this fucking movie gonna be the new Star Wars now?
By which I mean, is pop culture for the next several decades just going to be constantly inundated with references to and unearned praise for this pile of shit and its shitpile sequels? This kind of seems like the beginning of that—constant references to its…

The show's not always great, but anyone with doubts about Tosh himself should watch his one-hour special "Completely Serious." Absolutely terrific.

Question, Sean
Has anyone other than your accusers leant credibility to the claims against you? This is less funny if your reputation's actually suffered for it.
…but seriously, this is the best.

Happy Holidays, O'Neal!
Thanks for awesomizing newswire. Don't let the inexplicable haters get you down! Looking forward to the 2011 line of sarcasm.

I doubt he's surpassed Dexter, but I'm sure he will if the show runs long enough.

Allow me to be the Xth to say
HELL YES

Rifftrax is the same three guys as MST3K and it's great.

…I need to start editing before I hit post.

I'm tired of gi=ritty reboots and I'm against these nostalgia cartoon movies, but Goddamn—no irony, totally sincere, I would LOVE to see a actual gritty reboot of Morocco Mole.

Mr. Trick liked Marmaduke.