I think it's because while Tammy was a cute, trendy name in the sixties, today it feels more like the head stylist at Bo-Ric's than the daughter of wealthy proto-yuppies.

It's not so much that it's happening to Emily — I don't really care about her either — but that it's happening to Margaret's child.

They were my white trash ex's white trash ex-girlfriend's favorite band. She had four kids before she was 25 and was from Indiana. These are the people who listen to Evanescence.

If I recall properly, that's exactly the reason. She said she didn't want to embarrass her kids by doing nude scenes.

Nope, it was just as funny in the 90s. The only time I ever vomited from laughing was while watching that episode where Beavis and Butt-Head prank called Harry Sachs.

No way. Beavis and Butt-Head will never score, even with a girl of "Teen Mom" caliber.

No, it wasn't.

Goddammit, you just beat my saying, "But mine's already inside my body…"

It's a pity the best episode of the season happened to be the throwaway one. Goddamn that was hilarious, and cute, and sweet.