My family is fantastic. We're also Mormon. (no booze)

I won't go Black Friday shopping with my wife. Now I have a website to help explain why. Thanks for that. (also I'm sad now)

I went to a Chinese Buffet for lunch today. The only difference between tomorrow and every other day is that I'm surrounded by family. Food intake remains constant.

Thank You Sean O'Neal! Thank you!

SODIUM!

The only people the Jazz are being evil to this year are their fans! AmIRite?!

HEY BABBIT!

Talk about the content in the article? Have you ever BEEN to the AV Club?

You can't flag it if it's true!

There is only Sean O'Neal

A Rankin-Bass version of Christina Hendricks, eh?

Good User Name/Comment Synergy!

When will they want nonathletic people to try out? I want to be in the next Star Wars movie!

I thought the portrayal of LA as batshit crazy was right on the money.

TODD DID THIS!!!

I live there. It's really all quite boring.

"Hello A.V. Club. Here's a little update on this week's redesign. I had hoped to… end it (the A.V. Club) sooner, but I wanted to make sure we had some solid information about our progress. We … (a)re worse than Hitler! —especially when… there's obviously a ton of passion in you… I'm going to try (to destroy the…

I'm just talking about the 8th Doctor.

Mmmmm… Equal…

Mike