So here's my unoriginal guess for the story of the last season: The Jenningses stay in DC, the kids go to the schools of their choice, and Phillip and Liz only do surveillance, of Kimmy's dad and others. The Center hires a new married couple to do the wetwork. But something happens where they feel the need to kill the…

Great season, great reviews. I'm glad these provide better analysis than Sepinwall's negative critiques of this season. I hope this wasn't a tragedy last chance to get out trope before the characters go to their dooms. I don't think he looked it or said anything, but maybe Phillip's glad that they don't have to upend…

I was hoping to avoid the picture, but nope. It looks the severed head of Baldwin-as-Trump. But in a country where people consistently vote for the rich people to screw them, because of culture wars, and now we've just gotten a progressive movement going that can make people finally see what's going on—what the hell…

Think of it this, way [insert your cancelled show here] fans: If it was already good, you don't get to see it become less good. Now, as Terriers or Firefly had one perfect season, Underground has two. I assume. This makes me want to start it all the more.

A bit inapt since the beans did produce a beanstalk. It led to your doom via giant's mouth, but if you killed him, you got his treasure, and it was a good trade for those crummy livestock. Ba Ba Black Sheep's wool, on the other hand, was of inferior quality.

Good luck. Hope it helps.

"Let's quantify my cult of personality and see how much people are willing to spend to love me."

Bloodline will drown before the AV Club lets them in.

Do you mean the show or our actual White House and Congress?

I think about four episodes, actually. I hate procedurals and it didn't look like it would deviate from that format.

Almost forgot my favorite political story of the day: an eight grade New Jersey class on a field trip to DC had 100 kids choosing not to be in the group photo with Paul Ryan. They instead sat in the parking lot across the street.

Don't know.

Porn names are ridiculously, unnecessarily complicated and resistant to easy spelling.

I've always thought that America was like a spoiled teenager. If hardship makes people smarter and tougher, so it should be for countries. We've had plenty of bad times in this country, but people have forgotten them, forgot the Depression and New Deal, and in postwar prosperity forgot how that started; hint: an…

4. "MO-ONK!" I assume he said that how Superintendent Chalmers called Skinner.

What the rest of the world must think of America and Americans: two of the three last presidents were terrible, with the second being in an entirely new class of awfulness, not just as a president, but as a human being. Of course the third president was beloved the world over, but still: nobody from Europe who isn't a…

Help us, Angela Merkel. You're our only hope!

Well, good for Lucifer but I can't watch a season of bad TV to hope and wait for a radical change in quality. That is why I didn't stick with Person of Interest. Yes, yes, yes, I'll have to go back and properly watch it.

It's been a while since I saw the first half of this season, so I wonder if Riley always had a dead father and son. I would assume, of course she did. But because I don't remember, that scene lost its emotional power with character info coming to me out of the blue like that. But that's my fault, and pretty good…

This looks Coen-y. Craig seems to be channeling a younger, buffer Leslie Jordan.