When Death comes for him, Werner Herzog will kick it in the balls.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Grim Reaper saves the biggest for last and our President-Elect naturally doesn't see Inauguration Day.

We elect Ellen for life. She's a very kind monarch, but the mandatory daily dance minutes are a bit much.

Viva print magazines! There are dozens of us! etc.

I am disappointed you ignored the obvious "WGN hangs the witches of Salem." (If I recall, no one was burned.)

Trump's agenda:

Peter Bradshaw of the Guardian and Matt Zoller Seitz at Ebert.com give the movie four and three-and-a-half-stars, respectively, with the subhead in the former's review calling it "exhilarating." Now, I'm more excited to see it.

I thought the whole point of provincial, puritanical America joining the UN was to become more cosmopolitan and sophisticated. What are American conservative nationalists supposed to demonize and fear if the UN is thinking like them?

I thought the woman who would die would be on tonight's show, and was thinking, "Not endearing, winning Amy" (sorry, Bridget; I also would have felt bad for her dying). She had the first name and look of Amy Poehler, with a little Holly Hunter in her voice. I yelled at my TV when she kept going back in the red and…

In the Better Late Than Never File, I just finised Marcel Camus' Black Orpheus. A masterpiece, maybe? Won the Palme D'or at Cannes in 1959. Barack Obama's mother's favorite film (according to Wikipedia), though he wrote in his first book that he was not a fan when he saw it at university, thinking the depiction of the…

Well, there goes any reason then for starting it. I suppose I could just watch the two seasons, like I did Penny Dreadful's three, knowing that it would end, but I have a feeling MP is no PD.

Oh, hey. I look forward to your gimmick account. MGAGA!

This is a child's joke. ARE ALL OF YOU CHILDREN?!

Dammit, you guys are posting this early. Okay, so I'll also mention what I'm in the middle of.

Well, back in the 90s, it must have been better, right, right?

Thank you. I thought you might have meant the one where she and the main character go through an empty mall and she sexily rides a toy horse; I haven't seen that movie, either.

Oh, sure, his record as president includes disappointments, failures and bewildering, dismaying things, but as a person, he is likely to be the best officeholder of the position in my lifetime.

"We always watch Dick Van Dyke."
"The only show you'll be watching is Deep CNN"
(Mara Wilson says adorable thing.)

For my own film education's sake, can you be more specific?

So was Ed Koch secretly gay, and so like Roy Cohn, in being a danger to his own community? I have not studied the man.