I don't know about you, but I'm pretty tired of "This is fake until I met the person." Corollary: "This isn't a problem until it happened to me." We're smarter and less self-centered than that.

Really, people, don't speak up online about a thing unless you have all the facts and have thought about it for more than a few minutes. I'm sure with everyone on the Internet following this rule, that I started and which will no doubt be passed to everyone online, we can clean it up and make it the founders' civic…

No, I never got "creepiness" at all from him. First time I'm hearing he kind of imploded. Hope he'll be okay.

His imaginary daughter has been a silly running bit for a while. I never read anything into it except playfulness.

I dislike the Orwellian euphemism "alt right" which does sound like a liberal thing, but actually refers to the right of the right of the right of the right. The rabid right. The very extreme right. Those terms would be more accurate.

So the last name in the cast list is a real person and not a BoJack Horseman character. Good to know.

Will Hollywood please stop typecasting Christoph Waltz, either as a villain (his role in most movies) or as trainer for the action hero? He can do other things! Cast him in a stoner comedy or something.

A very small reading list:
Michelle Obama: A Life by Peter Slevin. There was so much love in the Robinson house. They were working class but the parents gave the kids the supreme gift of love, so the kids became very confident that they could achieve big. During her time at the corporate law firm, Michelle felt…

If Slate still ran contrary articles: "Truffaut was a hack."

Not really. I ASSume (sorry not sorry) the movie's about why they need to find that third Girl Girl Studio, like sexy but destructive things happened at Girl Girl Studios 1 and 2.

After Fyvush Finkel's death, I learned that the cast members who have Twitter accounts—Holly Marie Combs, Don Cheadle, Kathy Baker—routinely keep in touch. It was sweet their RIPs. Skerritt I believe isn't on there. Honestly, I would have liked to know his thoughts. This can be viewed as morbid grief porn, but I like…

I always think these guys (and let's face it, they're mostly men) with these deplorable acts announce to the world that: "Hey, I don't have a fucking life!" Like they would be in a unique prison that lets them have computers in solitary confinement, and viciously attacking people they've never met, who have done them…

Because the word "crackle" hardly ever enters my mind, I the other day got around to the Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Colbert. This was between his end of the Colbert Report and the beginning of The Late Show. He had that glorious white beard, pruned, that made him look like an English professor, followed by…

Go buy one. Now that you mention it, I haven't seen them much in stores but I'm sure they're there.

Intervention for you! Heroin, booze, sex—we all can understand. But to get addicted to this. Shame.

Possibly, it's too minor and esoteric, but Rabin has covered those before, like that incredible Marvel comic book.

Oh, come on, we've all been there. Term papers, grad school thesi, are hard: you have to research and shit, then spend all the night before because you waited until midnight to start, to bang it out, and footnoting is a bitch. It's not my fault, but the system, the system inexplicably does not accommodate the lazy man.

So you're telling me we've previously had gay female presidents? ;)

Rabin shouldn't review terrible movies when they come out. That's what MWOF is for!