Season 2, where he misses AJ's confirmation and Tony presents him with a choice, saying in effect, "Chase your dream, or stay with me."  That pretty much sealed his doom.

I don't write nothin down (except for this)  You're weak, and you're a disgrace.  And don't get cunty.

I don't write nothin down (except for this)  You're weak, and you're a disgrace.  And don't get cunty.

That's only because he was named after Bobby Darin.

That's only because he was named after Bobby Darin.

Or maybe dude was just on acid…

Or maybe dude was just on acid…

Another from The Ride:  "You can bet she's having some other asshole's kid the fucking tramp."

Another from The Ride:  "You can bet she's having some other asshole's kid the fucking tramp."

Well, there is The Ride, where he tells his junkie friend he's going to start a tradition and have him over for Christmas Eve….

Well, there is The Ride, where he tells his junkie friend he's going to start a tradition and have him over for Christmas Eve….

We're Americans.  We can't read English…

We're Americans.  We can't read English…

This wine tastes like feet.

This wine tastes like feet.

Little Paulie gets thrown out a window.  Christopher's landscaping gets ruined.

Little Paulie gets thrown out a window.  Christopher's landscaping gets ruined.

I didn't know that Fiona was a Red Wings fan.

I didn't know that Fiona was a Red Wings fan.

Carl, let me go hit up Avon so we can get better equipment.