Hire him for the sole purpose of revisiting The Shield.  He could distill the entire series into one sentence:

I think you can find some ZMF on the Justified season premiere review.

Must be at some bar…

Shouldn't you have added the *SPOILER* disclaimer to your post?

Yeah, but with all of the times he has to piss in a cup you'd think eventually he'd make weight.

You didn't let me down or even Lou.  You let Ben Geisler down.  He liked you.  Trusted you.  Now he's gone.  He's fired.  That man had a heart as big as the all outdoors and you fucked him.

Jesus, ain't that a load off.

In this way, Raylan could be similar to Vic Mackey in that the only thing he really thinks about is his job.

Great movie, but in the book Positively Fifth Street by James McManus, the pros he talks to say that the scene between Mike McD and  Johnny Chan would probably never happen in real life.

Well, the game is close.  Still, Chelsea/Manchester United had way more drama.

Or Phil Leotardo.  "Next time, there'll be no next time."

Sam Kinison talking about the famine in Ethiopia:

Shut the fuck up Donny.

Don't disrespect the glue.

Going Berserk was so bad it was great.

This is how old I am:  When I was 14 we took the NBC studio tour in Burbank.  I saw the CPO Sharky set, and the Sanford and Son set.  Not to mention the Johnny Carson set.  Plus, we saw the Hollywood Squares prop. It was maybe 12 feet high.  Paul Lynde had to be center square because supposedly that was the safest…

I'm as blind as a bat without glasses.

When the robot fell in love with the evil female robot, Dr. Smith unleashed his best robot insult ever:  Lead lined Lothario.

I think that's Carlo.

The music stops when Mr Blonde is getting ready to light up the gasoline trail.  Steven Wright must have been out having a smoke when the song ended.