This was no suicide.  It was (removes shades) CSI Miami 24/7.

Oh I killed a girl once and it was no accident.  Put a gun to the back of her head and blew her brains clean out the front.  I was in love.

Look, Feck, he didn't exactly kill her.  It was…an accident.

What's the story Norm?

Fight 3D with 3D.

But I don't understand, why would an actress leave in the middle of a successful series?

Hell, in the 40's, Fred MacMurray could pull into a drive in restaurant and order beer.

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You are Spanky McFarland, aren't you

Depressingly sad…as opposed to someone who comments on a life they consider depressingly sad…

Diner?  What's that roast beef?

Oh will you take it easy Judge Roy Bean? 

Unless the waitress is Carla.

Diane did slap him first.

norm!  What's the story norm?

I think she needed to feel sexy.  Or at least had a need to be paid attention to.  Her whole purpose on the show was to draw attention to herself, after all.  I loved the way Shelley Long played the character, but let's face it, Diane Chambers was a total phony.

I remember on the Stern show where Howard was talking about how many celebrities went to the site in the aftermath and were basically just getting in the way.  But he did say that he understood why Buscemi went since he was actually qualified to do the work.

I think it would have worked better if he said he was going to take that discman and ram it up her fucking shinebox.

Simmons had an AV Club interview where he said The Elder basically sucked.  Look it up in Tenacity of a Cockroach.

And you know what you'll be sayin.  Bunch of losers sitting in a bar:  "Oh yeah, I used to be a middleman.  It's a tough racket."