That's Russia's biggest sin? Congratulations, I read a lot of political commentary and that's the worst I've read this month.

That's not nearly as funny as being a Republican in the US defending Russia

just a single ball, really

Russia: Why you theenk I cheatingk? Perhaps it is YOU who is cheatingk Tovarisch, eh?
World: You're injecting Drago's bicep RIGHT NOW

THE Vision

I read "Wisconsin" for Wyoming and had to go back…which is too bad…if Hawkeye can't fight Wolverine I at least wanted Renner to fight one

as I mention above I couldn't understand a bloody word anybody said nearly the whole film

whose cocaine?

"similar looking nameless young men": my dad loves Band of Brothers, he's seen it three times at least, he still can't tell them apart

that actually made me more annoyed at the trailers…only a few things happen in the whole damn movie and they showed most of them

I am really puzzled. 1) Why didn't Tom Hardy parachute out of his plane and not get captured?
2) I had no idea that was the frog prince getting drowned in the boat, everybody was soaking wet, what did he get caught on I couldn't tell what was happening
3) man, it's a good thing there wasn't much dialogue. The score…

Andrzej Bartkowiak is the next degradation of Jan de Bont

The Emancipation of anxie 2: Emanxiepation

STOP EYEING MY LEMON DRINK!

Horse walks into a bar
bartender says "Why the long face?"
Horse says, "Well, I just found out I have AIDS, and I guess I was kind of feeling sorry for myself."

doesn't anything that gets in the way of sex, including clothing and buildings not to mention misguided morality, "pollute nature"?

Nike stole my idea for people to wear things on their feet
Nike pays Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan makes people want to wear Nike instead of my (un)patented BAMBOO SHOOTS EMBEDDED IN THE SOLE OF YOUR FEET(tm) technology
Q.E.D.
I'm suing Michael Jordan

you mean that hamlet where they used to tar and feather papists? I know that one!

even more amazing that nobody holds "Tell Me You Love Me" against him, that's some Reagan/Trump-caliber teflon!

who's President in 2017?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump? The semi-anthropomorphic ambulatory bag of feces and vicodin? Who's Vice President? Cancer?
Yup!