That's not just a floor wax.  It's also a dessert topping!

I'm Team Riveria Mya personally… but I also like places like GTO. Splitting the difference sounds like a good option. For the review, gracias!

Chicago might as well claim most of Southern Wisconsin too.

John Wayne IS Genghis Kahn!

"they should've found another central premise to hang it on."
Applause!

Clever job getting paid to review this place twice.

"You would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!" - Hilary Clinton, 2016

Someone let me know if the Frederick's location right across from here has a problem with this.  Also, if their models get into any fights with the Victoria Secret models.

You're half right.  He's actually still quite young for his species.

Yeah, but we only found that out because she told us.

She's also Dunham's mom in GIRLS.  There's an episode where you see her naked having shower sex with the other guy from Bosom Buddies.  So if you've ever wanted to see the mom from Freaks and Geeks (only a decade older) have shower sex then the 5th (or something) episode of Girls is for you.

"Y'see that shark over there?  Jump over it."

I think he thought he was going Gorshin but I agree with you guys that he missed that mark.  Thankfully, he didn't go John Astin (I love Gomez) on it….

Mayor West at the Movies:  "I don't like the creamed corn they serve here, it's too crunchy!"

*holds on… for one more day*

I spent a full minute trying to think of a Werewolf one but then figured the comments must've gotten there by now.  Sure enough….

Oppa gangham what?!?

Oppa gangham what?!?

Chicago?!?  Man, I hate Illinois Nazis.

Everybody has a hungry heart. - Boss